Watching the news over the last few years and hearing of more and more road rage cases ending up with someone dead, I realized I needed to relax when I drive and not let the fucking idiots on the road up set me so much. My top ten list of how I don't lose my fucking mind when driving with a bunch of morons:
- Leave early, if I'm not late I'm a lot more relaxed
- If I'm late just call and let them know, again the relaxed thing
- Don't eat, drink, text, talk in the passing lane, tip inserted here to morons
- Say goose fra baugh, goose fra baugh, goose fra baugh (ty Anger Mgt.)
- Sing I'm So Pretty (ty again)
- Your not really out to get me, your just an inconsiderate asshole
- Call the state police and report the fucking idiot for ....."I'm not sure he may be drunk"
- Listen to christian music on my way in, relax (hypocrit)
- Change my route occasionally
- Don't let the assholes Take Your Day
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