Friday, May 23, 2008

Driving in the Left Lane, CMON!

To all of you jerks who think you can regulate my speed by driving in the passing lane, what is wrong with you people?

Watching the news over the last few years and hearing of more and more road rage cases ending up with someone dead, I realized I needed to relax when I drive and not let the fucking idiots on the road up set me so much. My top ten list of how I don't lose my fucking mind when driving with a bunch of morons:
  1. Leave early, if I'm not late I'm a lot more relaxed
  2. If I'm late just call and let them know, again the relaxed thing
  3. Don't eat, drink, text, talk in the passing lane, tip inserted here to morons
  4. Say goose fra baugh, goose fra baugh, goose fra baugh (ty Anger Mgt.)
  5. Sing I'm So Pretty (ty again)
  6. Your not really out to get me, your just an inconsiderate asshole
  7. Call the state police and report the fucking idiot for ....."I'm not sure he may be drunk"
  8. Listen to christian music on my way in, relax (hypocrit)
  9. Change my route occasionally
  10. Don't let the assholes Take Your Day
Knopul

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